Vivacious traveler. Dynamic innovator. Lusty wayfarer.
Kyle Whelliston was all of these things and so much more. Over the course of thirty-one years, he wrote 2,360 articles and essays for various online and print publications, as well as some books. As per his last will and testament, all 2,905,310 of his life's words have been collected here, in one place, for eternal posterity. Keep his flame alive. This is the Whelliston Memorial Library.

VMI Vamos
LEXINGTON, Va. — The Virginia Military Institute scores 101.9 points per contest, an NBA-caliber average despite the 40-minute college game. Division I’s only triple-digit scoring attack is on the verge of leading the country for the third straight season. According to one of the team’s two 20-point scorers, VMI’s philosophy can be summed up in seven little words.
The Reliquary
As four Jayhawks applied hard pressure, UNI played tic-tac connect-the-dots through traffic to get the ball to Ahelegbe, the point guard. Ali Farokhmanesh back-pedaled straight down the right side. Ahelegbe fired a bullet pass, as straight as a lead pipe, up the sideline to break the press.
Tourney Central 3/1/2005
Missouri Valley: Northern Iowa 67, Wichita State 66 (story) - It's painful watching them keep losing, because it heightens the twin possibilities that the Valley will only get a single bid and the Big East will get (shudder) eight. Six-three Panther guard Ben Jacobsen lit up the scoreboard with 24 points, and hit the winning three-point shot on WSU's home floor.
Game 7-055 - Saint Joseph's vs. Fordham
The last time there was a Chat Block, a loaf of bread cost a quarter. But those were only the loaves in the week-old bin, inedible by humans and only suitable to be crumbled up and given to birds. We're back on the Block after a 14-day absence, just as we embark on our final long road trip of the regular season. or anything else you can think of.
MMBOD Jan 16 - Pooh Jeter - Portland
I don't know what it is with diminutive nicknames, but undersized players with names like "Mookie," "Smush" and "Spud" will always find a place in the hearts of casual sports fans.