A Brief History Of Guarantee Games
CLEMSON, S.C. — On Tuesday night, the purple and orange-clad fans filed into Littlejohn Coliseum to see undefeated and newly-minted No. 25 Clemson play. Only a few fans had ever heard of the evening’s opposition, the little winless school with the odd nickname struggling through its transition from Division II to I. Even fewer knew exactly why the North Florida Ospreys were there.

Game! Of! The! Night! 11/20/2007 - Austin Peay at Utah State
For reasons unbeknownst, the last few days of The Mid-Majority have been brought to you by Office Depot. Office Depot: do you have your "easy button?" If anybody understands what those Transformers-type characters made out of office supplies are all about, let me know, they're kinda cute. But it's not my place to understand any of this complicated commerce stuff..

Dribblings 12/31/2004 (Not-So-Fearless Prediction Edition)
Missouri Valley: Drake 74, Indiana State 69 (OT) (story) - The Sycamores burst out of the gate early behind former MMBOW David Moss. But now he's getting a lot of extra defensive attention, and the others aren't able to pick up the requisite slack. Moss went 2-for-17 for eight points.

The Unbearable Lightness Of Old Content
In the days immediately after returning from an overseas trip, those around me have learned to steer clear, lest they be drawn into my reentry depression and melodramatic moodiness. People have all the right in the world to dislike the Traveler: jealousy, confusion, patriotism, whatever. The Traveler is a pretentious, over-educated, overbearing dick.

The Panoptica
Last month on Unnamed Temporary Deadspin Replacement, a website so unnamed and temporary that three weeks later its contents are only available via the Wayback Machine, a blogger named Lauren Theisen wrote about the subtle differences between sports programming in April 2020 and every other April.