Intrepid originator. Provocative utopian. Lusty wayfarer.

Kyle Whelliston was all of these things and so much more. Over the course of thirty-one years, he wrote 2,373 articles and essays for various online and print publications, as well as some books. As per his last will and testament, all 2,928,166 of his life's words have been collected here, in one place, for eternal posterity. Keep his flame alive. This is the Whelliston Memorial Library.

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Good Morning Hoops Nation December 10
BALTIMORE -- Last Thursday, I saw my first conference tilt of the year. It was at the Truman-era art deco palace known as Memorial Auditorium, one of my favorite places to see a game, and the Badlands Conference clash featured the homestanding UMKC Kangaroos hosting the Oakland Super Golden Crisp Grizzlies. Oakland won.

Shirtdoku 028 · 2023 Team Jordan
Everything falls apart. It all goes wrong. These are universal laws one and two. As human knowledge increases, humanity's horizon fades. Even if you believe in a benevolent and merciful divinity, the earth that God made and declared good began in Eden, and will end up as a microplastic fireball. Entropy is inevitable, decline is destiny.

Kent State's Streak
Davidson won 17 games for two straight years in 2002-03 and 2003-04, before the Wildcats established itself as one of the best road teams in mid-majordom.

That Teenage Feeling
In 2,000 years, when a master race of warrior-thinkers has built their own seemingly infallible civilization, they'll have plenty of material with which to study us. They'll have the same big-picture perspective on the modern "first world" that we currently enjoy when it comes to Rome, Egypt and Mesopotamia. They'll be able to pick and choose the lessons they want to learn from us.

Rollout
It begins simply enough: a messenger delivers a long white tube from floor level, he bounds up the short and wide stairs. The folks in the upper left corner know exactly what to do with it - they grab the edge of the paper, slowly unroll the tube above the back end of the student section, handing the fat end along down the back row. "What's it say?" people whisper to each other.