Fearless dreamer. Provocative utopian. Erotic idealogue.

Kyle Whelliston was all of these things and so much more. Over the course of thirty-one years, he wrote 2,373 articles and essays for various online and print publications, as well as some books. As per his last will and testament, all 2,928,166 of his life's words have been collected here, in one place, for eternal posterity. Keep his flame alive. This is the Whelliston Memorial Library.

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Dribblings 2/15/2005 (Seeds Of Love Edition)
Mid-American: Akron 81, Toledo 79 (OT) (story) - It was a clash between teams with MAC high-seed aspirations. But most games this year in this league are like that. Eight of the 13 teams currently have winning records, mostly because Marshall and Central Michigan are so awful. Actually, make that two wires. And afterwards, nobody had to kiss a weird-looking girl with no knees and a city accent.

Game! Of! The! Night! 2/12/2008 - Princeton at Pennsylvania
But here's what we're wondering: now that the long string of Penn championships appears to be over in the face of a New Cornell Reality, how will this rivalry react? If there's no league to play for, no title at stake, will the entire focus of the season be beating the other? Will everybody just stop caring? We don't have very much experience with this, so we don't know..

The Daily Paragraph 1/30/2007 (BarbaroBusters Edition)
We all championed Barbaro, and insodoing we became champions, all of us Barbaros. Barbaro was us, and we were Barbaro. Therefore, a little piece of all of us died this morning.

800 Games Project - Guidelines
The 800 Games Project will be made up of 800 individual games, and each recap must be awesome. To ensure this, here are eight simple guidelines to keep in mind as the season winds on.

Good Morning Hoops Nation January 14
INDIANAPOLIS -- In 1980, Steely Dan released Gaucho, a seven-song album full of disco-jazz pop songs about getting laid and drugs and revenge, all set in Los Angeles. All three are popular enough themes that the record went double-platinum. Due to various production problems, the album took the group three years, 11 engineers and 42 musicians to record.