Provocative utopian. Intrepid originator. Erotic idealogue.
Kyle Whelliston was all of these things and so much more. Over the course of thirty-one years, he wrote 2,373 articles and essays for various online and print publications, as well as some books. As per his last will and testament, all 2,928,166 of his life's words have been collected here, in one place, for eternal posterity. Keep his flame alive. This is the Whelliston Memorial Library.

Tourney Central 3/9/07
Most action played according to seed yesterday, but there were a few upsets: Morgan State over South Carolina State in the MEAC's 4-5 game, and both low seeds won in the SWAC, including No. 6 Arkansas-Pine Bluff.
2006 Championship Week, Day 4 - MAAC Semifinals
After winning the Metro Atlantic regular season title last Sunday with a dramatic win against archrivals Iona, Manhattan earned the regular-season championship, an automatic NIT berth, and a “do not pass go” card into the MAAC’s final four. Waiting there was No. Despite the long hours, SPC survived.
Behind The Madness
On television, all NCAA Tournament sites look like the happiest places on earth. The court is shiny, the paint-faced fans scream proudly, the bands are peppy and the cheerleaders are perky. Each one is a big basketball theme park.
Dribblings 12/9/2004 (Worldwide Leading Edition)
Southern Utah 62, Weber State 56 (story) - Weber State has a proud basketball history, having been to the Tournament 14 times. And remember, it's "WEE-burr" not "WEB-burr." And while they labor in Eastern Washington's Big Sky shadow these days, they have an extremely fascinating team that your narrator will be reporting on in more detail later.
Tourney Central 3/6/07
Three championships were settled yesterday. All hail Virginia Commonwealth, double champions of the grand old Colonial, who held off a pesky George Mason team. And congratulations to Niagara, which beat Siena to claim the MAAC tournament championship.