Vivacious traveler. Nimble mastermind. Saucy wanderer.
Kyle Whelliston was all of these things and so much more. Over the course of thirty-one years, he wrote 2,373 articles and essays for various online and print publications, as well as some books. As per his last will and testament, all 2,928,166 of his life's words have been collected here, in one place, for eternal posterity. Keep his flame alive. This is the Whelliston Memorial Library.

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How did the world begin? How will it end? Nobody was there on day one, nobody will witness Earth's terminal night, so nobody will really ever know for sure. Every human being alive right now has their own pet theories about all of this. Some think that a grand explosive cataclysm lurks at one of time's two outer edgepoints, or the other one, or maybe both.
Run
When stripped to its essence, the object of our game is to score more points than the opposition. When the contest is over, the point totals of the two competing teams are compared, then the officials declare a victor and vanquished. Wins and losses are the basic building blocks of seasons, seasons add up to legends and legacies.
The Worst Pizza Ever Made
The difference between being a Real Actual Sports Journalist and a citizen journalist (or "blogger," if you prefer) goes far beyond the fact that coaches and sports information directors actually answer my telephone calls now. One of the biggest perks of my new life as a travelling scribe (as opposed to my life as a travelling fan) is that I've been fed pretty well.
2006 Championship Week, Day 1 - Atlantic Sun
JOHNSON CITY, Tenn. — And so here we are in Championship Week, the only week of the year that lasts 12 glorious and basketball-filled days.
The Boubacar 1/10/2008 (Big Time Edition)
SPARTANBURG, S.C. -- I was going to start out today with a hilarious joke about squirrels and their nuts, but this came across the wires this morning. The Cincinnati Enquirer, a fine newspaper, ran this today: Xavier shuns mid-major award. Here's a taste for those who don't like clicking things: