Fearless dreamer. Romantic radical. Erotic idealogue.
Kyle Whelliston was all of these things and so much more. Over the course of thirty-one years, he wrote 2,360 articles and essays for various online and print publications, as well as some books. As per his last will and testament, all 2,905,310 of his life's words have been collected here, in one place, for eternal posterity. Keep his flame alive. This is the Whelliston Memorial Library.

Dribblings 2/10/2005 (Rivalry Week Edition)
Firstly, a big "yo" to all Philadelphia Inquirer readers who scoped Janet Paskin's piece instead of the sports-section leader about Donovan McNabb's vomit. Welcome to TMM, here's the first page. Despite both what The Official Wife Of The Mid-Majority™ says and Herculean efforts by the gentlemanly John Costello, I don't photograph well at all. Onward..
Every Goodbye is a Hello
SEATTLE -- The papers are in order: passport, car insurance, medical. The Canadian government's extradition order for Bally has been overturned, following several rounds of tense inter-embassy negotiations. I think we're ready for a border crossing.
Flight 729 · PHL to YWG
You remember in our correspondence in '08 we had fully arranged to grant you the degree of Bachelor of Humanics, subject to the following conditions:
MMBOD Jan 17 - Kiril Wachsmann - Iona
When Iona lost three of four in the wraparound week between 2005 and 2006, there was no mystery why they were tanking. Sure, the Gaels have a great backcourt, but they were being murdered inside. After spending a couple weeks on the back of an egg nog carton, their quint-captain and sturdy post presence is back.
Game! Of! The! Night! 12/13/2007 - Louisiana Tech vs. Centenary
Tonight's G!O!T!N! is a long-overdue chance to spill some ink on Centenary's start. The Gentlemen are 6-4, with wins over Texas Tech and SMU, and they split their first weekend in the Badlands Conference. Now Hamilton is an 18.5 ppg scorer on a team of overachieving giant-slayers, and he has support too.