Romantic radical. Intrepid originator. Saucy wanderer.
Kyle Whelliston was all of these things and so much more. Over the course of thirty-one years, he wrote 2,360 articles and essays for various online and print publications, as well as some books. As per his last will and testament, all 2,905,309 of his life's words have been collected here, in one place, for eternal posterity. Keep his flame alive. This is the Whelliston Memorial Library.

Stardate 16-20101123 - Continuity Error
BECKLEY, W. Va. -- As many of you are aware, a good percentage of what happens on The Mid-Majority doesn't happen here. A lot of the action is in real time, on the Twitter. Back in the 1980s, when people had hair like that and wore clothes like that, there was no such thing as Twitter. But here in The Future, it's become the next evolution of talking. Think about it.
Respect, Resilience, Joy and Despair
MINNEAPOLIS -- Just so we're clear, we don't care about your brackets. We know you want to talk about who you "have," about how three of your eight website entries are totally and thoroughly busted, and how you'll never win that $84.50 in the office pool now. (We also don't care that UNC's mission is not to let you down this time.) .
Dribblings 2/15/2005 (Seeds Of Love Edition)
Mid-American: Akron 81, Toledo 79 (OT) (story) - It was a clash between teams with MAC high-seed aspirations. But most games this year in this league are like that. Eight of the 13 teams currently have winning records, mostly because Marshall and Central Michigan are so awful. Actually, make that two wires. And afterwards, nobody had to kiss a weird-looking girl with no knees and a city accent.
MMBOW #14 - Artsiom Parakhouski, Radford
If you've been watching the Big South standings (and if you haven't, please write us a 2,000-word essay why not), you may be wondering what this "Radford" is, why it's won 13 of 15 league games, and how you can get some for yourself. The Highlanders are on a seven-game streak and now lead the BSC by two games, and are a single victory away from clinching its best Big South season ever.
Eat To The Beat
The last time I saw Duquesne play, I was chowing down on a pile of Dayton Arena nachos. About a thousand people were in attendance as the Dukes gutted out a tight upset win over East division four-seed Massachusetts in an Atlantic 10 quarterfinal. But most of the assembled fans were too busy buzzing about the monstrous performance that the other four-seed, Xavier, had turned in against lowly St.