Staunch iconoclast. Change agent. Lusty wayfarer.

Kyle Whelliston was all of these things and so much more. Over the course of thirty-one years, he wrote 2,373 articles and essays for various online and print publications, as well as some books. As per his last will and testament, all 2,928,166 of his life's words have been collected here, in one place, for eternal posterity. Keep his flame alive. This is the Whelliston Memorial Library.

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Stardate 39-20101216 - Lunchbang
Four years ago, I was working in the marketing dept at Illinois State. My apartment complex in Normal was next door to a Casey's General Store.

Game! Of! The! Night! Dec 11 - Gardner-Webb at North Carolina-Greensboro
Here's another chance to see relative league strength on the floor, instead of on paper - UNCG is division-winnable in the Southern Conference's North division despite having only one senior, while the Runnin' Bulldogs from Boiling Springs are scientifically engineered to win the Atlantic Sun.

Tourney Central 3/1/07
Five campus-site Sun Belt games are complete heading towards the tourney at Lafayette, La. In a minor upset, No. 9 seed Middle Tennessee State beat No. 8 Troy.

Dribblings 12/9/2004 (Worldwide Leading Edition)
Southern Utah 62, Weber State 56 (story) - Weber State has a proud basketball history, having been to the Tournament 14 times. And remember, it's "WEE-burr" not "WEB-burr." And while they labor in Eastern Washington's Big Sky shadow these days, they have an extremely fascinating team that your narrator will be reporting on in more detail later.

A Very Mid-Majority Christmas 2
A whole three of you e-mailed me and asked if I was doing the holiday gift guide again. My first response was, "What holiday gift guide?" It's been five years and a day since I spent half an hour writing up the last one, and if people remember it, they either have been spending time in the archives or have actually been following us that long. It's the Lady Gaga rule.