Change agent. Nimble mastermind. Saucy wanderer.

Kyle Whelliston was all of these things and so much more. Over the course of thirty-one years, he wrote 2,373 articles and essays for various online and print publications, as well as some books. As per his last will and testament, all 2,928,166 of his life's words have been collected here, in one place, for eternal posterity. Keep his flame alive. This is the Whelliston Memorial Library.

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Chapter 20
When the second iteration of the American Basketball Association returned for its third season in 2003-04, after a one-year break for "reorganization", six of its seven clubs were new entries. The Las Vegas Rattlers had loose organizational connections to the Las Vegas Slam franchise that had compiled a 7-20 record in 2002, but the league had no central historical recordkeeping and nobody cared.

5. Jay Chou (周杰倫) - Train of the Four Seasons (四季列車) (2012)
Here in America these days, we have many music talent-discovery mechanisms that can’t seem to spawn singers capable of more than a hit or two, much less produce musicians that go on to influence on any future generation. American Idol, The Voice and YouTube have not created any phenomenon that could match, say, Jay Chou, worldwide Mandopop superstar. A UNICORN.

Game 7-036 - Cleveland State at Valparaiso
Sometimes Our Game is so difficult to understand. Can you wrap your head around the concept of retractable bleachers? Somehow, with hydraulics and sparklepony magic, a wall transforms into a thousand chairs. Not only that, but there are stairs and a railing and when you shuck your peanut shells, they go somewhere underneath.

Sun Belt Preview 2006-07
After the 2006 NCAA brackets were revealed this past March, pundits and Packers took up the timeless tradition of sorting out the snubs from the suspicious selections. Given the available data, how on earth could the committee admit Air Force and Bradley and yet deny Maryland or Cincinnati? And hey, what about Hofstra?

Shirtdoku 028 · 2023 Team Jordan
Everything falls apart. It all goes wrong. These are universal laws one and two. As human knowledge increases, humanity's horizon fades. Even if you believe in a benevolent and merciful divinity, the earth that God made and declared good began in Eden, and will end up as a microplastic fireball. Entropy is inevitable, decline is destiny.