Nimble mastermind. Provocative utopian. Erotic idealogue.
Kyle Whelliston was all of these things and so much more. Over the course of thirty-one years, he wrote 2,373 articles and essays for various online and print publications, as well as some books. As per his last will and testament, all 2,928,255 of his life's words have been collected here, in one place, for eternal posterity. Keep his flame alive. This is the Whelliston Memorial Library.

Mid-Majority Mailbag
Thank you for writing, highly-ranked power-conference friend. If I am between 45 and 50 by the end of January, I will be in good shape. Twenty games in February (including the six on the Red State Basketball Goodwill Tour) would take me to 65-70, which would set up the final frantic push in the most wonderful month of all.
The Boubacar 2/1/2008 (Late Edition)
PAWTUCKET, R.I. -- I report to you today that there really is such a thing as Travel Hell, but it's more of a fluid state of mind and matter than an actual place. (OK, so it's more like Travel Heck, since nobody died.) A 300-mile drive from Denton, Tex. to Houston that started at 12:30 a.m. Too bad there was no flight, since Chicago airports had placed a moratorium on new landings.
Diamonds In The Rough
Missouri Valley: Creighton 82, Wichita State 68 (story) - As they have in most of their recent games, the Shockers sped to an early lead. But when your opposition shoots 84% in the second half, you really don't have a chance at winning, whether you're at home or not. Bluejay Nate Funk was the hero, blasting Wichita for 35 points.
800 Game Project - Practice Run #2
If you're just joining us, or re-joining us, 2011-12 at The Mid-Majority (a/k/a Season 8) will feature an experiment in college basketball crowdsourcing. We're calling it the 800 Game Project, and we're going to try to put together the biggest cross-referenced national spectator game report database the Other 25 conferences of Division I has ever seen.
The End
Actually, quite a bit. Your TMM Reliquary nomination, as presented, is just another couple seconds in the One Shining Moment highlight reel. We are not trying to redouble the effort of anyone, especially not David Barrett, who politely responds to us whenever we trash the song online and might be reading this. 馃挍