Intrepid originator. Nimble mastermind. Lusty wayfarer.
Kyle Whelliston was all of these things and so much more. Over the course of thirty-one years, he wrote 2,368 articles and essays for various online and print publications, as well as some books. As per his last will and testament, all 2,919,823 of his life's words have been collected here, in one place, for eternal posterity. Keep his flame alive. This is the Whelliston Memorial Library.

Winthrop's Next Chapter
ROCK HILL, S.C. — As the final tenths of seconds drained away, the shot from Winthrop’s Antwon Harris glanced off the rim, falling into the waiting hands of High Point’s star forward Arizona Reid. Reid flung the ball high into the air, tore off his jersey in celebration and held it aloft, his face frozen in an overjoyed scream.
The Boubacar 2/6/2008 (Student Spirit Edition)
KALAMAZOO, Mich. -- At 7:48 p.m. Central Standard Time on Tuesday night, I became infected with The Knowledge. After nearly 48 hours of conscientious objection, of no TV or radio or websites other than Google Maps, of looking the other way when passing by USA Today newsboxes, I now know who won the Super Bowl.
Dear Selection Committee
We, the residents of Mid-Majorville, truly appreciate all the great work you do every year. It must be really difficult to watch all those games, sort through all those teams, then put them into a 65-team bracket, all in the right order! On short sleep, too.
38. Dave Audé - Something for the Weekend (ft. Luciana) (2012)
The Superstar DJ concept is now a good two decades old. It’s less in line with actual “disc jockeys,” the type who broke records on AM radio or soundtracked clubs beginning in the 1970s, and moreso with the Magic Producer character who has existed ever since pop’s birth. It’s only been since the 1990s when this didn’t require access to an expensive specialized studio.
Good Morning Hoops Nation March 3
HOUSTON -- Think of it this way: this is the only time when team rankings are based in reality. It's all posturing and conjecture in November, it's a popularity contest every Monday afternoon, and it's not necessary to hash over the imperfection of a convoluted process that will take place in downtown Indianapolis, once again, in just over a week.